In my 13th year on twitter, I took a little bit of a break. I only tweeted 123 times bringing in 113,000 impressions, bringing 717 likes and 59 retweets. And still I found some puns I really enjoyed. Here are my top tweets of 2021: 1. Though Hindsight is 20/20 A: Life is a blur.B: […]
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Wow, 12 years on twitter! That’s a lot of tweets. In 2020, I made 324 tweets garnering nearly 825,000 impressions, 12,409 likes, and 393 retweets. Here are my top tweets of 2020: 1. Over 7 Billion Served I went to a self-esteem restaurant and asked, "Whats the special?" The server replied, "You are." — drewtarvin
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In my 11th year on twitter, I slowed down on my number of tweets but still managed to find time to pun. Over 2019, I made 476 tweets garnering nearly 400,000 impressions, 1,378 likes, and 184 retweets. Here are my top tweets of 2019: 1. It’s Not Laziness, It’s Efficiency I don't procrastinate but I
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08 March 2015 The last few people were leaving the upstairs bar at The Three Monkeys in NYC. My “was-maybe-going-to-be-a-surprise-but-was-easier-to-just-tell-me” Going Away Party had wrapped up and my friends had headed home. Mike, an incredibly talented improviser, funny stand-up comedian, and all around great guy had organized the event as a celebration of me leaving
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One of my goals for 2008 was to write a joke for every single day of the year. All 366 of them (thanks Leap Year!). I succeeded, though not all of the jokes were great. You can read all of them here in this download: A Joke A Day 2008. In it, you’ll get some of
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