You should never date a(n) …
- Optometrist because you’ll never see eye to eye.
- Historian because she records everything you do.
- Proctologist because she’ll be a pain in the butt.
Instead, you should date a(n)
- Police officer because she has her own handcuffs.
- Stock trader because shes used to the ups and downs.
- Construction woman because she knows how to screw.
