A Joke A Day (2008)

One of my goals for 2008 was to write a joke for every single day of the year. All 366 of them (thanks Leap Year!).

I succeeded, though not all of the jokes were great. You can read all of them here in this download: A Joke A Day 2008.

In it, you’ll get some of these solid gems:

Joke #4: I had to drive around the Jersey Turnpike. Man did that take its toll.

Joke #31: A leader of an orchestra was recently electrocuted, proving after all, he was a good conductor.

Joke #155: I have confirmation that I’m a huge computer geek. I was a restaurant and a waiter slipped and fell on the ground. I laughed to myself, “ha, the server crashed.”

Joke #320: I feel like “whats the worst that could happen?” is a pretty dumb question, because it seems to me the answer would always be death. Death could happen.

Joke #347: A friend of mine is the CEO of a mattress company. It’s not that he’s smart, he just slept his way to the top.

And some of these awful attempts:

Joke #6: I want to open a Pizza/Delivery shop. I’d sell pizza and also have a pregnancy ward. If your baby isn’t delivered in 30 minutes or less, you get a free pizza.

Joke #183: Why are fingernails called fingernails? It’s the only body part that’s also a tool. Is it because you always hit the fingernails when trying to hit a regular nail?

Joke #343: I heard Michael Jackson is coming out with a new kid’s cereal, which I think is inappropriate. The name is pretty cool though, “Snap, Crackle & King of Pop.”

Now that you know what to expect, enter at your own risk.

A Joke a Day (2008)