In my 11th year on twitter, I slowed down on my number of tweets but still managed to find time to pun. Over 2019, I made 476 tweets garnering nearly 400,000 impressions, 1,378 likes, and 184 retweets. Here are my top tweets of 2019:
1. It’s Not Laziness, It’s Efficiency
2. Not a Good Sin
3. Rock the Baby To and Frodo
4. A Blow to My Ego
5. A Light Perspective
6. Here’s the ReCap
7. For When Your Relationship is Scrambled
8. Are You Oak?
9. License to Sell
10. Maybe My Humor is Shallow
11. The Only Option Left
12. I Feel Slighted
13. Rising to Royalty
14. This Could Swing Either Way
15. Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree
16. A Personal Hygiene Reflection
17. Or Maybe It’s Both, of Course
18. Creating a Timberlake
19. I Misread the Signs
20. To Do or To Don’t
21. This One’s a Gas
22. Maybe It’s True for the Whole Human Race
23. Don’t Get It Twisted
24. It Was a Turn Off
25. Vive La Football
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