Wow, 12 years on twitter! That’s a lot of tweets. In 2020, I made 324 tweets garnering nearly 825,000 impressions, 12,409 likes, and 393 retweets. Here are my top tweets of 2020:
1. Over 7 Billion Served
2. Relationships are Teams
3. Death Row
4. I Heard It’s Contagious
5. I Can’t Stop Lying
6. The Doctor’s a Gas
7. Well Sed
8. What Happens When You’re Board
9. Even Two is Pushing It
10. He’s Got the Dirt on People
11. Not Yanking You Around
12. It’s Virtual Lip Syncing
13. Everyday is Candy Day
14. Some People Push My Buttons
15. It’ll Be a Good One, I Swear
16. I Saw a Snippet
17. It Was in the New York Times New Roman
18. At Least I Have a Ball
19. Weight a Minute
20. Otherwise You’re Screwed
21. Party to the Break of Yawn
22. Circumstances Were Fishy
23. I Hope They Don’t Stress Eat
24. Just Taking it for a Spin
25. Otherwise They’re a Waist
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