tweets
My Best Tweets of 2011
I finished the year with 1,549 tweets all time, with around 300 tweets coming this year. Of those 300-ish tweets, here are my favorites from 2011. Best One-Liners Cereal for dinner? Life is good. A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish. I asked, “What’s the catch?” If you’re having router problems I […]
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My Best Tweets of 2010
I tweeted a lot in 2010 (roughly 570 times). Â There were a lot of bad ones. Â Luckily there were also some I really enjoyed. Â Repeated here for your groaning pleasure are my “best” tweets of 2010: Best Jokes My tailor asked if I needed help trying on a tux. I said “No.” He said “fine, […]
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My Best Tweets of 2009
Though I no longer posted a joke every day in 2009, I did start to use Twitter more. Some of the tweets were informational (like every time I was at Shake Shack), and some were just observations or thoughts that I had. Below are my best tweets of 2009. You’ll notice that I started having […]
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