comedy
My Best Tweets of 2021
In my 13th year on twitter, I took a little bit of a break. I only tweeted 123 times bringing in 113,000 impressions, bringing 717 likes and 59 retweets. And still I found some puns I really enjoyed. Here are my top tweets of 2021: 1. Though Hindsight is 20/20 A: Life is a blur.B: […]
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My Best Tweets of 2020
Wow, 12 years on twitter! That’s a lot of tweets. In 2020, I made 324 tweets garnering nearly 825,000 impressions, 12,409 likes, and 393 retweets. Here are my top tweets of 2020: 1. Over 7 Billion Served I went to a self-esteem restaurant and asked, "Whats the special?" The server replied, "You are." — drewtarvin […]
Read MoreMy Best Tweets of 2019
In my 11th year on twitter, I slowed down on my number of tweets but still managed to find time to pun. Over 2019, I made 476 tweets garnering nearly 400,000 impressions, 1,378 likes, and 184 retweets. Here are my top tweets of 2019: 1. It’s Not Laziness, It’s Efficiency I don't procrastinate but I […]
Read MoreIsaac Drewton – The Aftermath
As a kid, I dreamed of growing up to become an international hip hop superstar… It never really panned out, but that didn’t stop me from writing raps. When writing The United States of Laughter, I found the opportunity (or excuse) to finally lay down some rhymes. This is the result… The lyrics: Verse 1So […]
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My Best Tweets of 2018
2018 marked my 10th year on Twitter. Like previous years, I decided to take a look back at my best tweets from the year, spanning 882 tweets, 730,000+ impressions, 2,772 likes, and 473 retweets. Here are the top tweets of 2018: 1. Engineering Emotion Emotions are just data. Which I've learned is the wrong thing […]
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My Best Tweets of 2017
I was a busy tweeter in 2017 with 641 tweets, 150,000+ impressions, 810 likes, and 170 retweets, here are my top tweets of 2017: 1. 10 Marks the Spot Converting the numbers 51, 6, and 500 to Roman Numerals makes me LIVID. — drewtarvin (@drewtarvin) February 12, 2017 2. Purchasing Decisions Should we split the cost of […]
Read MoreCliched Meaning of Life
Here it is in text format: Have you ever seen a performance so inspirational, gone through a breakup so challenging, or had a milkshake that was so delicious . . . you started to contemplate the meaning of life? The essence of our existence? The significance of our sentience? I don’t know; it’s something I’ve […]
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My Best Tweets of 2016
After 156 tweets, 90,000 impressions, 441 likes, and 83 retweets, here are my top tweets of 2016: 1. Ghost Insecurities Ghost A: I’m really nervous, we’re going to get caught.Ghost B: Dude, just act super natural. — drewtarvin (@drewtarvin) September 22, 2016 2. Dessert Opinions I don't understand mint chocolate. I've never been eating a dessert and […]
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An In-Depth Analysis of 1,000 Performances
My comedy career began on October 21, 2004, with a shortform improv comedy show in Smith Hall on The Ohio State University’s campus. On February 11, 2016,  11 years, 3 months, and 21 days later, I performed my 1,000th show as a stand-up comedian, improviser, storyteller, spoken word artist, and sketch performer. Because I’m an engineer, I […]
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