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My Best Tweets of 2011
I finished the year with 1,549 tweets all time, with around 300 tweets coming this year. Of those 300-ish tweets, here are my favorites from 2011. Best One-Liners Cereal for dinner? Life is good. A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish. I asked, “What’s the catch?” If you’re having router problems I […]
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My Best Tweets of 2010
I tweeted a lot in 2010 (roughly 570 times). Â There were a lot of bad ones. Â Luckily there were also some I really enjoyed. Â Repeated here for your groaning pleasure are my “best” tweets of 2010: Best Jokes My tailor asked if I needed help trying on a tux. I said “No.” He said “fine, […]
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My Best Tweets of 2009
Though I no longer posted a joke every day in 2009, I did start to use Twitter more. Some of the tweets were informational (like every time I was at Shake Shack), and some were just observations or thoughts that I had. Below are my best tweets of 2009. You’ll notice that I started having […]
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10 Things That Should Be True But Aren’t
10 things that should be true, but aren’t: Soccer should be called football. (American) football should be called soccer. Monday should be considered the first day of the week. Sunday is part of the weekend, so it should be the end of the week. The world should be on one system of measure. I don’t […]
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A Joke A Day (2008)
One of my goals for 2008 was to write a joke for every single day of the year. All 366 of them (thanks Leap Year!). I succeeded, though not all of the jokes were great. You can read all of them here in this download: A Joke A Day 2008. In it, you’ll get some of […]
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