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best tweets 2011

My Best Tweets of 2011

I finished the year with 1,549 tweets all time, with around 300 tweets coming this year. Of those 300-ish tweets, here are my favorites from 2011. Best One-Liners Cereal for dinner? Life is good. A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish. I asked, “What’s the catch?” If you’re having router problems I […]

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best tweets 2010

My Best Tweets of 2010

I tweeted a lot in 2010 (roughly 570 times).  There were a lot of bad ones.  Luckily there were also some I really enjoyed.  Repeated here for your groaning pleasure are my “best” tweets of 2010: Best Jokes My tailor asked if I needed help trying on a tux. I said “No.” He said “fine,

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best tweets 2009

My Best Tweets of 2009

Though I no longer posted a joke every day in 2009, I did start to use Twitter more.  Some of the tweets were informational (like every time I was at Shake Shack), and some were just observations or thoughts that I had. Below are my best tweets of 2009.  You’ll notice that I started having

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A Joke A Day (2008)

One of my goals for 2008 was to write a joke for every single day of the year. All 366 of them (thanks Leap Year!). I succeeded, though not all of the jokes were great. You can read all of them here in this download: A Joke A Day 2008. In it, you’ll get some of

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