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My Best Tweets of 2021

In my 13th year on twitter, I took a little bit of a break. I only tweeted 123 times bringing in 113,000 impressions, bringing 717 likes and 59 retweets. And still I found some puns I really enjoyed. Here are my top tweets of 2021: 1. Though Hindsight is 20/20 A: Life is a blur.B: […]

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My Best Tweets of 2020

Wow, 12 years on twitter! That’s a lot of tweets. In 2020, I made 324 tweets garnering nearly 825,000 impressions, 12,409 likes, and 393 retweets. Here are my top tweets of 2020: 1. Over 7 Billion Served I went to a self-esteem restaurant and asked, "Whats the special?" The server replied, "You are." — drewtarvin

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My Best Tweets of 2019

In my 11th year on twitter, I slowed down on my number of tweets but still managed to find time to pun. Over 2019, I made 476 tweets garnering nearly 400,000 impressions, 1,378 likes, and 184 retweets. Here are my top tweets of 2019: 1. It’s Not Laziness, It’s Efficiency I don't procrastinate but I

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My Best Tweets of 2018

2018 marked my 10th year on Twitter. Like previous years, I decided to take a look back at my best tweets from the year, spanning 882 tweets, 730,000+ impressions, 2,772 likes, and 473 retweets. Here are the top tweets of 2018: 1. Engineering Emotion Emotions are just data. Which I've learned is the wrong thing

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My Best Tweets of 2017

I was a busy tweeter in 2017 with 641 tweets, 150,000+ impressions, 810 likes, and 170 retweets, here are my top tweets of 2017: 1. 10 Marks the Spot Converting the numbers 51, 6, and 500 to Roman Numerals makes me LIVID. — drewtarvin (@drewtarvin) February 12, 2017 2. Purchasing Decisions Should we split the cost of

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My Best Tweets of 2016

After 156 tweets, 90,000 impressions, 441 likes, and 83 retweets, here are my top tweets of 2016: 1. Ghost Insecurities Ghost A: I’m really nervous, we’re going to get caught.Ghost B: Dude, just act super natural. — drewtarvin (@drewtarvin) September 22, 2016 2. Dessert Opinions I don't understand mint chocolate. I've never been eating a dessert and

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My Best Tweets of 2015

2015 was another down year for Twitter for me with only 114 tweets (compared to 123 last year and 323 the year before). Overall it led to 61,452 impressions, 135 retweets, and 221 likes (aka the new favorites). Here are my Top 20 Tweets of 2015: Efficiency should be a one syllable word. — drewtarvin

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My Best Tweets of 2014

2014 was a slow year for me Twitter-wise, with only 123 tweets (down from 323 tweets last year). On a positive note, Twitter now shares more statistics, so I know those 123 tweets led to 25,535 impressions, 59 retweets, and 70 favorites. Here are my top 20 tweets from 2014: Life is about perspective. They

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My Best Tweets of 2013

Ignoring retweets and direct messages, I tweeted 323 times in 2013. 99% of those tweets were puns. Here are my 20 favorites from the last year: Composers are unsung heroes of music. I bet Ford Mustangs get stolen a lot. It makes sense for a muscle car to get jacked. In highschool I was like butter

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My Best Tweets of 2012

It’s no secret that I love puns and wordplay. At this point, it’s almost exclusively what I tweet, with 2012 being no exception. Over the course of the year, I had 319 tweets. My favorites are shared here. “How good are you with PowerPoint?” “I Excel at it.” “Was that a Microsoft Office pun?” “Word.”

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